But I was not nursing a hangover!
Straight-edge will never die!
Even if certain people kill me, the way of straight-edge will live on!
But all that aside! It's Tuesday morning, and it's bright and beautiful!
And now, the daily pledge of allegiance to the flag...
But, wait--that's no flag outside on the flagpole! It looks like... some poor girl's panties!
What horrible person could have done such a thing? Oh, the poor girl whose underclothes those are!
What!? Of course I didn't do such a cruel thing! I never would have taken advantage of little Haruno's drunken state and taken her undergarments. That's NASTY business, I tell you!