... There will be too much tempation! All that bared flesh and those miniscule bathing suits!
But how can I be truly, completely straight-edge if I do not face the temptation head on and resist it!? I must not shirk away in fear; I must boldly go, and hand them my bike, and ten dollars, and look into their eyes instead of at their cleavage!!
I shall be at this carwash, and I shall take my bicycle with me!