Hoshigaki Kisame (str8edge_shark) wrote,
Hoshigaki Kisame
str8edge_shark

Today I went to real school for the first time ever! I don't like it as much as school at home with mommy. Everybody was mean and laughed at me because I'm blue. I told them I'm blue because mommy's from Atlantis where all plumbers come from but then they just laughed harder and one wanted to shove me in a toilet to send me home.

I thought he was joking because everybody knows a person doesn't fit through those pipes and the pipes from school wouldn't connect to the pipes at my home anyway but then he took me to the bathroom and tried it. I gave him a bloody nose then and the teacher got really mad and asked me what mommy would think of that. I told her mommy would be real proud of me 'cause mommy told me that little boys are evil and if I don't beat them up they'll turn into dead beats like my dad.

After that none of the other kids would talk to me. I really don't like real school but mommy says if I get good grades she'll start taking me to protests with her, and she'll let me hold a sign!
My mommy is the best ever. She's making tofurkey tonight to celebrate my first day of real school!
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